What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 01.07.2025 11:57

Goldfinger
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Live and Let Die
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.